Thursday, April 10, 2014

Call Centre joke

Joanne to call centre:

My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Joanne:
I can't see your computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on your computer

Joanne:
How can I click on your computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer
Ok
double click on it

Joanne:
what the hell, what is yoyour computer doing on my computer...?

Officer:
Double click on your computer

Joanne:
On which Icon i have to click

Officer:
"My Computer":-

Joanne:
Tell me where is your house. I'll come there and click on your "My Computer"

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

The DEA Agent

The DEA(Drug Enforcement Agency) Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location.

The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!"

The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE!"

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Funny and The Best Commercial Video Ever Made

Watch till the end of the video to get your laugh of the day ... If you love pets you should watch the funny and the best commercial video ever made below ...