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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shop now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN : " How much ? "

WOMAN : " £90,000 "

MAN: "Really, go for it? But at that price make sure you get it with all the options!"

WOMAN: "Thank you honey" Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer."

WOMAN: "They're asking £950,000."

MAN: " Go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra £50,000 because it's really what you want."
WOMAN : "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then turns and asks: "Anyone know who’s this phone belongs to?"

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