Monday, April 19, 2010

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Hilarious Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lesson 1:

A priest offered a nun a lift. He got up and crossed her legs, forcing her habit as well as revealing a priest well-formed leg.The almost had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand
your thigh.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he slipped his hand up her thigh again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129!" The priest

"Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Upon arrival at the convent, the nun went on.
On arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look for Psalm 129.

He said: "Go out and look above, is the glory."

Moral of the story: If you are knowledgeable in their work, you might miss a great opportunity.

Corporate Lesson 2:

A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. Rub it and a genie comes out.

The genie says, "I usually grant three wishes, but as there are three of you, I will give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" said the secretary of administration. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

"I'm coming! I come!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life at my side. "Poof!" He's gone.

"Okay, you're doing," says the genie to the manager. The director says: "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first word.

Corporate lesson 3:

A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him: "I can sit like you and do nothing all day?" The Raven
replied: "Sure, why not?" So, the rabbit sat on the floor below the line, and at rest. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting doing nothing all day, you must be sitting very high.

Corporate lesson 4:

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to reach in the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I have no energy."

"Well, why do not you eat my droppings? "Replied the bull.

"They are full of nutrients .." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after a fourth night, there he sat proudly on top of tree. Soon it was discovered by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story
: Bullshit might get to the top, but not keep you there!