1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes)
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
12. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
13. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
14. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
15. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
18. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
19. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
20. It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or
another.
If these twenty hilarious funny quotes are less, here is the link for more funny quotes
The twenty hilarious funny quotes post is so popular with my readers that i came up with more funny quotes and funny sayings as bonus for you ..
# Asking a bookworm to name their favorite book is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child...
# Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
# I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.
# Smile, it scares people ..
# A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's wine.... wine does that ..
# I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones...
# Get a tattoo. Don’t worry about regret.
# "HAVE PATIENCE" is the favourite word of LAZY PEOPLE
# 3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some
# Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
12. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
13. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
14. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
15. You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
17. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
18. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
19. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
20. It is no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or
another.
If these twenty hilarious funny quotes are less, here is the link for more funny quotes
The twenty hilarious funny quotes post is so popular with my readers that i came up with more funny quotes and funny sayings as bonus for you ..
# Asking a bookworm to name their favorite book is like asking a mother to pick a favorite child...
# Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to "keep in touch" after letting you go.
# I love you more today than yesterday. Yesterday you really pissed me off.
# Smile, it scares people ..
# A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...Ohh sorry that's wine.... wine does that ..
# I never make stupid mistakes, only very very clever ones...
# Get a tattoo. Don’t worry about regret.
# "HAVE PATIENCE" is the favourite word of LAZY PEOPLE
# 3 people = Threesome, 2 people = Twosome and 1 person = ???? Guess ..!!!! one-some..!! No its hand-some
# Going into the unknown is how you expand what is known.
23 Comments:
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A nice collection of funny quotes.. I needed a laugh this morning too! Thanks:)
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Awesome Hilarious moments between hectic work... ;)
Good One though most of them are old one :)
very nice quotes.funny though :-)
...Hey each and every lines of the quotes are fantastic , superb and comic then i really like these quotes and enjoyed also by reading this things its really superb...,..
Its very interesting n wonderful to make someone laugh even smile now a days.Seems to be a serious effort to bring something hilarious. Spread the same in direction to make people overcome stress n tensions.
Very funny. Lol
nice one....
#19 is not funny,Ask a mother:-)
Nice ones.
some are amusing, but most of them are just stupid, especially the ones where they say women are better then men. I mean seriously? girls still go on about who is the better gender? seriously? how un-matured are most women today, no gender is better then the other sex. who ever wrote this needs to grow the fuck up, i bet she is still in the 2nd grade.
Its just a page with funny quotes, regardless of the women ones, if you don't like it don't read it....can tell your Cheerios must have been peed in.
hey thanks for sharing
jokes they are really hilarious and made my day tooo.....thanks
un-mature???
pmsl....
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.
My favorites LOL
Ladies first, pretty ladies soOner.. AwesOme that is hilarious.. Hahaha20. GoOd jOb!!*****
Really awesome Quotes & Status
keep it up n good luck
Good job rofl
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Awesome Funny Quotes man Thanks for sharing :)
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Awesome....i really enjoyed on each.
its hard to live without a woman,liiving with a woman is even harder :)
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