The first surgeon, from Manchester, said: "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them, everything inside is numbered "
The second surgeon, from Birmingham, said, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded. "
The third surgeon, from Edinburgh, said: "No, I really think librarians are the best,
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Belfast, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ...
those guys always understand when you have a few extra parts. "
But the fifth surgeon, from London, close all when he observed:
"You are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate.
No guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and head and a s s are interchangeable. "...