Thursday, July 28, 2011

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The Receptionist in Law Office

A guy phones a law office and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist
replies, “I'm sorry but he died last week.”

The next day, he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, “I
told you yesterday, he died last week.”

The next day, the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the
receptionist is getting  little annoyed and says, “I keep telling you that your lawyer died
last week. Why do you keep calling?”

The guy says, “Because I just love hearing it.”

A quick nap joke:

If you laid all of the lawyers in the world end-to-end around the equator, it would be a
good idea to leave them there.