wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Where is the cat in the catwalk?
Do models walk like cats?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Y2K???? maybe 1 K just wasn't enough.
If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Is it true that cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Do hyenas laugh even when they are being killed?
Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
When you have your picture taken with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
Wonder what would be the speed of lightning if it didn't zigzag?
Why do sky divers wear helmets ?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
How can there be self-help groups?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does it wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go for "get away from it all"?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
How many times do you use a disposable razor?
Why do banks charge you an 'insufficient funds' fee for money they already know you don't have?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the frying pan?
If our knees bent the other way, how would a chair look like?
If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay?
When a crash-test-dummy hits his head, and no engineers record the results, does he make a sound?
When it rains, the sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through?
Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM?
Why do we tend to raise our shoulders when we're out in the rain?
Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio?
Why is it that you see this written on car seat belts:? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it is not buckled up?
Why do they print warning labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a "serving suggestion" on the label?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
What is the speed of dark?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I live on a one-way dead-end street. Makes sense ?
What would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?