In Prison Vs At Work

IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..

IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself .

IN PRISON
you get time off for good behaviours.
AT WORK
you get rewarded for good behaviours with more WORK.

IN PRISON
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..
AT WORK
you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .

IN PRISON
you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON
you get your own toilet .
AT WORK
you have to share .

IN PRISON
they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

Hmmm?

Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........

Go Kill Your Boss

Comments

stephen Hayes said…

If I had a boss I just might.

December 26, 2011 at 9:02 PM

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