Hope is a good thing - maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies
You can't deny laughter, when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -Stephen King
Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman - Anonymous
I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i am hilarious. - Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid.
When i am reading book and someone asks what i am reading, i never answer them. I just hold up the cover for them. - Anonymous
I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome, i would say the joke is on you.
If you're not good santa doesn't bring you many presents. Like, if you kill someone - that's pretty bad. Then you only get a yayo.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, Man, that was fun.
A guy make s a woman come, it is a talent.. A woman makes a guy come, its a standard.
I am not telling you its going to be easy, i am telling you its going to be worth it.
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
Dependant yes, But also deductible.
Its all good except for poo poo. (Kids sayings) - Delia
Smile don’t frown Look up don’t look down Believe in yourself Don’t let yourself go Just be who you are And let your live flow.
I’m not a fighter. I usually smile and then go into my room and cry my eyes out.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
A smile confuses an approaching frown.
You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile.
If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.
Even if I am in a bad mood I have to smile and be nice to the fans.
A smile is a language that even a baby understands.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
A girl you proposed, saying I am not a good girl for you, you can find a nice girl better than me is like An IPHONE seller saying you can find China mobile better than IPHONE
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