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Jokes for Kids

Kindergarten Class The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." Bluff call A couple were

Short hilarious humor jokes

Short hilarious humor jokes  for your sole entertainment... Virgin Mary and Harry Harry dies.  Mike calls heaven to find out if he's reached. A lady picks up phone: Hello this is Virgin Mary speaking. Mike disconnects & calls again after 1 hr: Hello, this is Mary speaking Mike sighs: Thank God, He's REACHED! =)) Burglar at Police station A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" Husband and wife joke A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his w

Hilarious Wedding Invitation on Wedding Day

Hilarious Wedding Invitation on Wedding Day P.S. We have no idea WHAT he sees in her !

Different Versions Funny Gangnam Style

Gangnam Style these days are very popular and its really fun to watch videos and funny Gangnam style photos. Enjoy different versions of Gangnam styles Gangnam Style Text book version Gangnam-style-with-wolverine 4-steps-Gangnam-style Gangnam-style-international Gangnam-style-on-socks Gangnam-style-on-tshirts

Cool Funny tidbits

A WOMAN'S POEM:  Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand.. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A Man's Women A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the

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