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Top 7 amazing home remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer .

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Comments

Rodney said…
Uhm. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but these are kind of gross and disgusting. Guys use the sink. Cut yourself to stop high blood pressure.
Unknown said…
Well Rodney, you were mean, and personally my feelings have been hurt. Although I can't speak for everyone here on this vast internets of ours, I can say that if you don't have something nice to say don't say it at all! And by the way you have beautiful eyes. That is all.
Rodney said…
Do you disagree that telling people to cut themselves is gross and disgusting to stop high blood pressure? I mean come on. Again, I'm not trying to be mean. Those things are gross and not funny.
Hi,

Thanks for your informative tips.

I had seen informative site where i found natural way to reduce fat and increase stamina and build immune to fight against diseases. I want to share too.....
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