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(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? 7) What was King George VI's first name ? 8) What color is a purple finch ? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. ANSWERS 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs 7) Wha...

She is a woman from Russia and have strong will power/strong spirit to lose weight , after eighteen months she lost nearly 155 lbs . You are surely interested to know how did she made this amazing change(weight loss) you should see her diet: Breakfast : 2 eggs, or a piece of cheese, or porridge, a piece of black chocolate or a spoon of honey, coffee without sugar. Second breakfast : half of a pomegranate, green tea. Lunch : boiled lean meat, fish or a chicken breast, fresh vegetable salad with vegetable oil, green tea. Snack : a handful of shelled seeds, green apple, grapefruit or pomegranate. Dinner: green tea. Below are some pictures of her weight loss before and after ...

One says “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!” “Wooo, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on ...

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest that thing you know?" Steve, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know.." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, th...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin . After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.. All was Quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her h...

This is how Apple is successful in making billions of dollars in profit due to one specfic persons strategy( Steve Jobs CEO of Apple ). This is how Apple sells their products The Steve Jobs way

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