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Chinese Laundry A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry , so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes : " USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: " USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!" The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: "I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!" Phone Bill The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. On a Saturday morning after breakfast... Father: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office. Mother: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone. Son: Me too, I never use the home phone...

It's a guy thing. - There is no reason or logic, and do not feel like trying to reach no. "Aha", "Sure, honey" or "Yes, dear." - I am subject to an agreement, but that does not mean I'm listening. "That's interesting, dear." - I know you're still talking. "Honey, do not need material things to prove our love. " - I forgot our anniversary again. "You know how bad my memory is. " - I remember the theme song of "F Troop", the address of the first girl I kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've had, but I forgot your birthday. "Hey, I have my reasons for what I'm doing." - It's a guy thing. (see above) "What have I done now?" - I hope you have not been checking my email. "I heard you." - I hear words coming out of his mouth, and now you can stop talking. "No need to read the instructions." - It's my rig...

One fine day all the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge of the body. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood , "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach , "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, Brain ha...

The Crawfords were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Crawford kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Crawford cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat !. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor...

After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, Garry replied, "That's me before the sex change operation ."

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This is a New Ambulance that has been seen around Los Angeles recently, this is the state of the art ambulance under the new Obama Care system . Please mind this blog is related to humor and do not take it seriously ;)