Its All Humor

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom  door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from  within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter  giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked,  she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"  The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried,and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.Please, go away and leave me alone."  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz  coming from the other side of the closed bedroom  door. Upon entering the room,he observed his  daughter making passionate love to her vibrator .  The daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.!! Please, go away and leave me alone."  A couple days later, the wife came home from a  shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen...

If HAN died in Tokyo drift, That means fast and furious 4 and 5 was before Tokyo drift ???

A funny gag on the advancement of technologies "Life is too short for the wrong job" ... Just for your humor .. ;)

After watching Ebay auctions that were selling Forex related materials for years, I thought I would start postings that were made by sellers. To start off here: The Canadian Clown has been selling his trading system from March 2008 (5 years now) and has yet to sell one. Problem is that he is selling it for $784,349.00, but the catch is that he's not giving a guarantee. I'm guessing that this guy stuck his tongue to a frozen metal flag pole for 2 years before anyone helped free him. Note to the Canadian Clown, no one is going to pay $784,349.00 for a trading system that has no guarantee. Now, if it worked and you sold it for $99, you would have sold thousands by now. I guess math is not his strong subject. How about the Russian Con Artist that was selling his trading system for $5,000. His claim was that he made 182 trades in one hour and all were profitable. I contacted the seller and asked for a statement. I then received a statement showing all 182 trades that was...

Best famous quotes- some of em are funny and some not funny The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. —Albert Einstein The Gun Does Not Ask Questions, It Answers Them — Unknown Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. —André Gide It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. —Aristotle I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer. —Aryeh Frimer We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong. —Bill Vaughan I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. —Blaise Pascal Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. —Cale Yarborough An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously. —Charles F. Kettering Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels abo...

Time to chill with funny random cute quotes ... To be free means to choose, whose slave you want to be. - Jeanne Moreau In the city one lives for his amusement, in the country for the entertainment of others. -Wilde Let's "Shut your mouth!" Play, you may begin. - unknown author To wearing heavy makeup and too little for the women always a sign of desperation. - Wilde No one is as good or as bad as it's made ??during his divorce. - Disenberg JJ I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -Woody Allen Love at first sight: The most common eye disease. - Gino Cervi Calories are tiny animals who sew the clothes overnight close. - unknown author The cleverer give in - a sad truth: they founded the world domination of the stupid. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. - Audrey Hepburn Two things are infinite: the universe and hu...

There was this robbery in Cape Town, South Africa, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone inside the bank laid down quietly without any confrontation to the robbers. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!...