The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
A couple were sitting in the living room watching TV
when Jack give a rang on phone at their home.
Husband picked it up, listened for a minute then screamed, "How the hell would I know? Call the weather
As he stomped back to his chair his wife asked, "What was that all about?"
He replied, "Aw, it was just some dumb dork wanting to know if the coast was clear.
Salesman at a electronic shop
One girl went to a electronic shop with anger and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought. She told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop..
Salesman:- Madam, can you please try in front of me.
This is what She did,
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.
2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.
3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where she wanted to copy that file.
4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.
Salesman FAINTED !!
Speeding girl caught
A girl Was Caught By Police.
Police: How did you kill 50 people?
Girl : I was driving my car at 40 speed, but when i tried to stop i found that i have no breaks, I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street.. Who should I Hit ??
Police : of course the 2 men because of less damage.
Girl : That's what i thought myself, but when i did it i hit only one and the other ran to the wedding , So I went after HIM