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As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom  door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from  within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter  giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked,  she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"  The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried,and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.Please, go away and leave me alone."  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz  coming from the other side of the closed bedroom  door. Upon entering the room,he observed his  daughter making passionate love to her vibrator .  The daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.!! Please, go away and leave me alone."  A couple days later, the wife came home from a  shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen...

There was this robbery in Cape Town, South Africa, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone inside the bank laid down quietly without any confrontation to the robbers. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!...

Women's logic are sometimes funny for men and others.. ;)

Short hilarious humor jokes  for your sole entertainment... Virgin Mary and Harry Harry dies.  Mike calls heaven to find out if he's reached. A lady picks up phone: Hello this is Virgin Mary speaking. Mike disconnects & calls again after 1 hr: Hello, this is Mary speaking Mike sighs: Thank God, He's REACHED! =)) Burglar at Police station A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" Husband and wife joke A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his w...

Chill and enjoy the very short funny jokes on itshumour.blogspot.com Mafia Boss and his deaf book keeper A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back , "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!...