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If you divide women in IT classes, there would be the following versions available: The Internet-wife: You have to pay in order to gain access to her. The server-woman: She is always busy when you need her. The Windows-wife: You know that she has a lot of mistakes, but you can not live without it. The PowerPoint woman: It is ideal to present them to the people celebrating. Excel's wife: They could say much, but you use it only for the usual 4 Basic functions. The Word-wife: She surprises you again and again and there is no one in the world, that she really understands. The DOS-wife: All they had, but no one wants now. The back-up woman: You think they would have everything, but when it comes down to you, you notice that there is something missing. The Scan Disk woman: We know that they do good, and that she only wants to help, but in the Basically, no one knows what they really can, and if we are honest Annoys YOU! The screen-saver-wife: She is re...

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It goes without saying that you should never mess with a hacker . Stealing a computer hacker 's computer would be like stealing her children . Want to know what happens when a hacker gets his computer stolen? Watch this entertaining story , which was transmitted at the DEF CON . Go directly to 3:15 , and the video jump to the beginning of the story .