Its All Humor

1. "I never argue with people on the internet. It's like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realize the pig likes it." - Unknown  2. "The best part about chatting online is that no one knows you're rolling your eyes." - Unknown  3. "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Unknown   4. "I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but his theft was just too well-coordinated." - Unknown  5. "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off." - Unknown  Humorous quotes about chat and communication that may be of interest:   1. "The internet is a place where people from all over the world can share pictures of their pets and argue with total strangers." - Unknown  2. "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams  3. "T...

Hurricanes are named after females because at first they are wet and wild and in the end they take away your house and car....

After watching Ebay auctions that were selling Forex related materials for years, I thought I would start postings that were made by sellers. To start off here: The Canadian Clown has been selling his trading system from March 2008 (5 years now) and has yet to sell one. Problem is that he is selling it for $784,349.00, but the catch is that he's not giving a guarantee. I'm guessing that this guy stuck his tongue to a frozen metal flag pole for 2 years before anyone helped free him. Note to the Canadian Clown, no one is going to pay $784,349.00 for a trading system that has no guarantee. Now, if it worked and you sold it for $99, you would have sold thousands by now. I guess math is not his strong subject. How about the Russian Con Artist that was selling his trading system for $5,000. His claim was that he made 182 trades in one hour and all were profitable. I contacted the seller and asked for a statement. I then received a statement showing all 182 trades that was...

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes ) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who can't laugh at themselves ...