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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to Me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it, I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to See me about those fears you were having? He asked. Well, Eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all That money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck. Is that so? With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a Bartender cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody u...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he tho...

Joanne to call centre: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on "My computer" Joanne: I can't see your computer Officer: No no click on "My computer" on your computer Joanne: How can I click on your computer from my computer? Officer: listen There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer Ok double click on it Joanne: what the hell, what is yoyour computer doing on my computer...? Officer: Double click on your computer Joanne: On which Icon i have to click Officer: "My Computer":- Joanne: Tell me where is your house. I'll come there and click on your "My Computer"

The DEA(Drug Enforcement Agency) Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!" The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was ...

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Trust me this compilation is the best ever collection of funny vine videos... A big LOL goes for this video and the compiler of this video

Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?  A. Very large hands Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?  A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack ! Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?  A. No Problem, he sleeps at night Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?  A. No time at all it is already built Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?  A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?  A : Liquid Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?  A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What happened when wheel was invented?  A : It caused a revolution. Q. What looks like half apple?  A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?...

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a st...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction,& tummy tuck.She even changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home... she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,"You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?" ... ...... ... ...... ... God replied: "I couldn’t recognize you!"

You will surely enjoy this funny letter to NASA which is written by a man with very good hilarious sense of humor.. Funny letter to NASA

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Enjoy the video, Epic Hunting Fail We wish you a Merry Christmas......

I am sure you will enjoy Their Funny Facial Expressions on the funny picture below

Picture speaks itself, lol and know how men and women react over things differently. The comic picture below is from "Friends" Tv Series...

Mr. Gordon Ramsay is a great and well known chef for his outstanding culinary skills ... He gave us some reason to lol ...

No wonder girls got easy trick to get anything .. ;)

Superman's facial recognition scan, attack him when he least expects it...

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom  door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from  within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter  giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked,  she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"  The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried,and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.Please, go away and leave me alone."  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz  coming from the other side of the closed bedroom  door. Upon entering the room,he observed his  daughter making passionate love to her vibrator .  The daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.!! Please, go away and leave me alone."  A couple days later, the wife came home from a  shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen...