Its All Humor

For all the geeks out there, do you know someone who tried to teach themselves how to read Barcode? Here is a list of Funny Geek quotes, sayings and phrases . Some of them are from Boardofwisdom who put together a nice compilation themselves. 1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you — someone on SlashDot 2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken 4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning 5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein 6. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. 7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 ...

Did you say something or has just simmering water your head? You have legs like a deer: Not as thin, but so hairy! Your mother has only brought it to the world, so the dog has something to play! Has anyone ever told you that you look GOOD? Then lied to you but clean! You are more fluid than water you're useless! Go, hide it! Tomorrow is bulky waste! You probably have one at birth and raised three times caught only twice ... Did you get a picture of you? I'll hang it on the basement door, see also the rats so that it and not go into the basement! I live with many disappointments but you must also sleep with your ... Hey, the people at the zoo have so called flat! Them the thing with the banana sorry they want you back! Believe me, no one is perfect! DU and even more so not! Imagination is also an education ... How tall are you? 1.80? I did not know, that you can stack shit so high! When you came into this world your fat...

Kindly enjoy cool funny sayings and quotes .. Hope is a good thing - maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies You can't deny laughter, when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -Stephen King Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman - Anonymous I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i am hilarious. - Anonymous There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid. When i am reading book and someone asks what i am reading, i never answer them. I just hold up the cover for them. - Anonymous I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome, i would say the joke is on you. If ...

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes ) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who can't laugh at themselves ...