Humorous quotes about communication and chat

1. "I never argue with people on the internet. It's like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realize the pig likes it." - Unknown

2. "The best part about chatting online is that no one knows you're rolling your eyes." - Unknown

3. "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Unknown

4. "I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but his theft was just too well-coordinated." - Unknown

5. "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off." - Unknown

Humorous quotes about chat and communication that may be of interest:

1. "The internet is a place where people from all over the world can share pictures of their pets and argue with total strangers." - Unknown

2. "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams

3. "The trouble with communicating is that it's not enough to know what you want to say, you also have to know whether or not the other person is listening." - Unknown

4. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to unload all of my problems on you. I just needed to talk to someone and you were the only one online." - Unknown

5. "Online communication: where it's completely normal to talk to strangers about your deepest secrets and problems, but you can't make eye contact with someone you know in real life." - Unknown

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face! Please note that these quotes are for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken too seriously. :)

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