Time to chill with funny random cute quotes ... To be free means to choose, whose slave you want to be. - Jeanne Moreau In the city one lives for his amusement, in the country for the entertainment of others. -Wilde Let's "Shut your mouth!" Play, you may begin. - unknown author To wearing heavy makeup and too little for the women always a sign of desperation. - Wilde No one is as good or as bad as it's made ??during his divorce. - Disenberg JJ I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -Woody Allen Love at first sight: The most common eye disease. - Gino Cervi Calories are tiny animals who sew the clothes overnight close. - unknown author The cleverer give in - a sad truth: they founded the world domination of the stupid. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. - Audrey Hepburn Two things are infinite: the universe and hu...
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