Its All Humor

Short funny quotes for amusement and facebook status update, enjoy more on itshumour.blogspot.com Many accidents occur in the home in the kitchen; Unfortunately, most of them come down on the table. Character is only stubbornness, long live the gypsy. One should not praise the mustard in a tube. What is the gardener crocus, the plumber locus. Students go to the cafeteria so long, until it breaks. All that is fun is either immoral,prohibited by law or make you fat. The first thing you lose on a slimming diet is a good mood. The best thing about winter is that it is too cold to all to catch up the work, you are left in the summer because it was too hot. A man with a large bank account can not be ugly. Anyway, it's better to be a little square to be nothing than a round. "Life is a lot like a roll of toilet paper: the closer you get to the end, the quicker it goes." I was a beautiful baby, but then you have me mixed up in the hospital. If I had n...

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes ) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who can't laugh at themselves ...