Its All Humor

Well on the eve of Easter and April Fools day, you want to make your man or woman happy right ? Following are the tips on making it happen. Happy Easter and April Fools Day from http://itshumour.blogspot.com HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (sms messages) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intell...

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... You're red shirt goes well with your eyes... Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes. All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade. If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO! You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - your face. You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. Listen, are you alw...

My mother lives 10 minutes from me and i drove to her house well she was at work went in and cut the power to her house by simply turning off the breakers.. Mom got home from work and instead of checking the breaker box she calls penalec.. 3 hours later they show up test her lines and everything saying power is coming into the house and the guy checks the breaker box.. he said ma'am your breakers were all turned off.. So he simply flipped them back on and gave my mother a slip of paper.. This paper stated "40 dollar truck charge." I call my mom and found out what happened and I told her April Fools .. She tells me about the slip of paper with the ammount need to pay for it.. I felt bad went over and gave her the 40 dollars and she takes it and looks at me and says april fools and slams the door in my face! :) I told my mate that I was going to be a daddy (I'm 17) and she believed me till i said ' APRIL FOOLS' like 4hrz later. wbu wbb?