Its All Humor

For all the geeks out there, do you know someone who tried to teach themselves how to read Barcode? Here is a list of Funny Geek quotes, sayings and phrases . Some of them are from Boardofwisdom who put together a nice compilation themselves. 1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you — someone on SlashDot 2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken 4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning 5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein 6. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. 7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 ...