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I asked God to help me win the lottery and the reply was unexpected in artistic form ;)

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For all the geeks out there, do you know someone who tried to teach themselves how to read Barcode? Here is a list of Funny Geek quotes, sayings and phrases . Some of them are from Boardofwisdom who put together a nice compilation themselves. 1. Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF. All my base Are belong to you — someone on SlashDot 2. There is no place like 127.0.0.1 3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken 4. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning 5. Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid; humans are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant; together they are powerful beyond imagination. — Albert Einstein 6. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t. 7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0 ...

Can i explore your mean value? Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you. i = Ø when i am not with you My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations. What's your favorite linear transformation? Your beauty defies real and complex analysis. I wish i were a derivative so i could lie tangent to your curves. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Come on baby, let's off to a decimal place i know of and i'll take you to the limit. Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge Let me integrate our curves so that i can increase our volume If i were a function you would be my asymptote - i always tend towards you. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors. My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded My love for you i...

1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes ) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who can't laugh at themselves ...