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Christmas With Louise

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize. Christmas With Louise As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them. What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty. One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. If you've never been in an X-rated store, don't go. You'll only confuse yourself. I was there an hour saying things like, "What does this do?" "You're kidding me!" "Who would buy that?" Finally, I made it to the inflatable doll section. I wanted to buy a st

Fifty Four Year Old Woman and God : JOKE

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?" God said, "No, you have another 34 years to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction,& tummy tuck.She even changed her hair color! Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home... she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked,"You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn’t you save me from the truck?" ... ...... ... ...... ... God replied: "I couldn’t recognize you!"

Funny Letter to NASA

You will surely enjoy this funny letter to NASA which is written by a man with very good hilarious sense of humor.. Funny letter to NASA

Common Things Between Frog And Watermelons

There are few Common Things Between Frog And Watermelons such as

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Funny Christmas Santa Avatars Pictures

Well, Christmas is on the way ... Sharing with you some Christmas Santa Avatar or Pictures ... I hope these high quality pictures will make your Christmas celebration more delightful .. We wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2014

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