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(Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? 7) What was King George VI's first name ? 8) What color is a purple finch ? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from ? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane ? Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. ANSWERS 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last ? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? Ecuador 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of ? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal ? Dogs 7) Wha

She is a woman from Russia and have strong will power/strong spirit to lose weight , after eighteen months she lost nearly 155 lbs . You are surely interested to know how did she made this amazing change(weight loss) you should see her diet: Breakfast : 2 eggs, or a piece of cheese, or porridge, a piece of black chocolate or a spoon of honey, coffee without sugar. Second breakfast : half of a pomegranate, green tea. Lunch : boiled lean meat, fish or a chicken breast, fresh vegetable salad with vegetable oil, green tea. Snack : a handful of shelled seeds, green apple, grapefruit or pomegranate. Dinner: green tea. Below are some pictures of her weight loss before and after ...

One says “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!” “Wooo, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified -- an American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answers would determine who among them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest that thing you know?" Steve, the American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It comes without any warning; It just pops into your head. A thought is the fastest thing that I know.." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes without you knowing that it ever happens. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know." "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, th

The FBI had an opening for an assassin . After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your Instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting In a chair .. . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could Never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man For this job. Take your wife and go home.' The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.. All was Quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.' Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the Same instructions, to kill her h

This is how Apple is successful in making billions of dollars in profit due to one specfic persons strategy( Steve Jobs CEO of Apple ). This is how Apple sells their products The Steve Jobs way

* Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles. * Motorcycles' curves never sag. * Motorcycles last longer. * Motorcycles don't get pregnant. * You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month. * Motorcycles don't have parents. * Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong. * You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up. * You can share your Motorcycle with your friends. * If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler. * You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn. * If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it. * Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden. * When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time. * Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have. * Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines. * New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if

A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner, walks up to him and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah,yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened. The blind man eats and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll get you a fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the bl

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job . The officer asks her some questions: Officer: What's 2 + 2? Blonde: Ummm... 4! Officer: What's the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"

Here is a possible solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this stuff about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed! This is so simple that it is brilliant. I can see it now: you are in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number..."

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. remember to use a timer . 4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives . Then you'll be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.