Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... You're red shirt goes well with your eyes... Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date. Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly? Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes. All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo. I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control. Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade. If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO! You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - your face. You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it! I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job. Listen, are you alw...
