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We all are excited to win the mega millions lottery ,  as all of US residents are looking to grab that big chunk of money.. The winning numbers for the $640 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot , the first-largest prize in the game's history, Lotto Numbers that won$640 million are 2-4-23-38-46, Mega Ball 23 , but so for winners haven't come yet, officials said as per http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57407405/winning-mega-millions-numbers-announced/ Mega Millions drawings are held Tuesdays and Fridays at 11 p.m. ET and Friday night's drawing took place in Atlanta. The odds of winning the Mega Millions jackpot were estimated at about 1 in 176 million, according to lottery officials. The largest Mega Millions jackpot ever won was $390 million in March 2007, according to Mega Millions. The winner is selected through five balls drawn from a set of balls numbered one through 56, and one ball is drawn from a set numbered one through 46. While there are nine ways to win a...

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An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke ?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight-lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke ?' The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.’ I ...

Time Machine David Cameron goes to a science exhibition and is shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. The man in charge invites him to ask any question he likes. Cameron asks "What will Australia be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives a printout, which the man reads: "The country is in good hands under the new Prime Minister, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, and the economy is healthy. There are no worries. "He has another go "What will China be like in 100 years time?" Another print out: "The country is the world's leading economy and everyone there enjoys the highest standard of living in the world" Cameron then asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action. The man gets a printout, but he's just stares at it. "Come on," says Cameron "What does it...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered he door if they could spend the night. "I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house" "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he fi...

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Kindly enjoy cool funny sayings and quotes .. Hope is a good thing - maybe the best thing, and no good thing ever dies You can't deny laughter, when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. -Stephen King Never underestimate the power of an extremely pissed off woman - Anonymous I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i am hilarious. - Anonymous There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid. When i am reading book and someone asks what i am reading, i never answer them. I just hold up the cover for them. - Anonymous I would retaliate against your snotty remarks, but since you resemble a garden gnome, i would say the joke is on you. If ...

The World explained through Cow Economics SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away. TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. ANGLO-IRISH BANK (VENTURE) CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cay...