Its All Humor

Best famous quotes- some of em are funny and some not funny The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. —Albert Einstein The Gun Does Not Ask Questions, It Answers Them — Unknown Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. —André Gide It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. —Aristotle I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer. —Aryeh Frimer We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong. —Bill Vaughan I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. —Blaise Pascal Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. —Cale Yarborough An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously. —Charles F. Kettering Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels abo...

Time to chill with funny random cute quotes ... To be free means to choose, whose slave you want to be. - Jeanne Moreau In the city one lives for his amusement, in the country for the entertainment of others. -Wilde Let's "Shut your mouth!" Play, you may begin. - unknown author To wearing heavy makeup and too little for the women always a sign of desperation. - Wilde No one is as good or as bad as it's made ??during his divorce. - Disenberg JJ I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -Woody Allen Love at first sight: The most common eye disease. - Gino Cervi Calories are tiny animals who sew the clothes overnight close. - unknown author The cleverer give in - a sad truth: they founded the world domination of the stupid. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. - Audrey Hepburn Two things are infinite: the universe and hu...