Its All Humor

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom  door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from  within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter  giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked,  she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"  The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried,and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.Please, go away and leave me alone."  The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz  coming from the other side of the closed bedroom  door. Upon entering the room,he observed his  daughter making passionate love to her vibrator .  The daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old,  unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever  get to a husband.!! Please, go away and leave me alone."  A couple days later, the wife came home from a  shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen  counter, and heard that bu