Its All Humor

Joanne to call centre: My internet is not working properly Officer: Ok Double click on "My computer" Joanne: I can't see your computer Officer: No no click on "My computer" on your computer Joanne: How can I click on your computer from my computer? Officer: listen There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on your computer Ok double click on it Joanne: what the hell, what is yoyour computer doing on my computer...? Officer: Double click on your computer Joanne: On which Icon i have to click Officer: "My Computer":- Joanne: Tell me where is your house. I'll come there and click on your "My Computer"

The DEA(Drug Enforcement Agency) Agent stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. The DEA Agent verbally exploded and said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?!" The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the DEA agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big Santa Gertrudis Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it was ...