Monday, January 19, 2009

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The pharmacist and cyanide

A nice, beautiful, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy shop, right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes in different way and said 'I would
like to buy some cyanide.'The pharmacist asked in serious manner, “Why in the world do
you need cyanide?” as the pharmacist was suspected of her intention.
The beautiful lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacists' eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!
I can’t give you deadly cyanide to kill your own husband! That’s against the law!
I’ll lose my license! if i sell you the cyanide. They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen then.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The estranged pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,“Well now. That’s different story. You should have told me before that you have prescription.