Tuesday, June 2, 2009

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A crusty old biker

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

8 Comments:

tom said...

i dont get it. why didnt he ask for a handjob?

Nick said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA not.

Guy said...

Bring in the fail boat for "Tom" ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!!1one

tom said...

like you know. u fail

michael said...

Because. Shes' had her hands on dicks. He doesn't want her dick hands on his burger.
Wow.

brandon said...

so i was reading the comments, right? and i first realized how "guy" didnt seem to notice that tom isnt actually an idiot, and was just a troll. but then i realized, maybe he DOES know. maybe Guy is just the next more advanced troll, because everyone gets pissed off when someone reacts to trolls. finally! i figured it out. im sitting here pondering what trolls are up to, and i figured out that my mom got scared And said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of bel-air

Vice said...

Brandon..., you are an idiot

Mark said...

so i was reading the comments, right? and i first realized how vice didnt seem to notice that brandon isnt actually an idiot, and was just a troll. but then i realized, maybe he DOES know. maybe vice is just the next more advanced troll, because everyone gets pissed off when someone reacts to trolls. finally! i figured it out. im sitting here pondering what trolls are up to, and i figured out that my mom got scared And said youre moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air.
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass...
:D