Monday, March 29, 2010

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Funny football joke

Jogi Löw and his players talk before the match in the locker room:

"Listen guys, I know, the Austrians are bad." Said the trainer. "Listen guys, I know, the Austrians are bad." Said the trainer.
"But we have to play against them, there's nothing to be done ..." "But we have to play against them, there's nothing To be done ..."

"I'll make you a proposal," said Jens Lehmann, "it all goes into a" I'll make you a proposal, "said Jens Lehmann," it's all in a
Bar and I only play against them. Bar and I only play against them. What do you think? "What do you think?"

"Sounds reasonable!" Answer, the team manager and the other players and "Sounds reasonable!" Answer, the team manager and the other players and
go to a bar for a beer and play pool. go to a bar for a beer and play pool.
After a good hour recalls Michael Ballack, that yes, the game runs after a good hour recalls Michael Ballack, that's running The Game
and switches the TV on: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - and switches the TV on: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) --

Austria 0 shows the scoreboard. Austria 0 shows the scoreboard.
Satisfied they devote themselves to resume their game of billiards and beer for a Satisfied they devote themselves to resume their game of billiards and beer for a
another hour before they are considered the final result. another hour before they see the final result.

The display board shows: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - Austria 1 (The display board shows: Germany 1 (Lehmann 10 min) - Austria 1

"Shit!" "Shit!" all players in horror and run screaming back into the stadium, where all players in horror and run screaming back into the stadium, where
Jens Lehmann they see sitting in the cabin, his face in the hands of Jens Lehmann they see sitting in the cabin, his face in his hands
buried. buried.
"What the hell happened, Jens?" "What the hell happened, Jens?" shouts the team manager. shouts the team manager.

"Sorry friends," replied Lehmann, "but that damn referee" Sorry friends, "replied Lehmann," but that damn referee
me on the 11th me on the 11th minutes sent off ...!" Minutes sent off ...!"

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