A guy goes for a Government job interview. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you a veteran?" The guy says, "Why yes, in fact, I served two years
"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you have any
service-related disabilities?" The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled.
During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared
me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news for you, I can
hire you right now ! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come on in about 10,
and we'll get you started."
The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to
come at 10?"
"Well, here at the government job, we don't do anything but sit around and
scratch our ba l l s for the first two hours. No point of your coming in for