Saturday, July 23, 2011

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The Divorce Attorney

The divorce attorney was requested to make a contribution to a worthwhile charity. His response is, "I guess you have heard, my mother is suffering from a terminal illness and her medical bills which far exceed her income. My brother is a disabled combat veteran. He is not only blind, but in a wheelchair and he was to take ten different medications a day.

The divorce attorney said, my sister is an only parent of three children since her husband died without life insurance. She has no college and scrubs floors for a living while moonlighting by taking in ironing. My wif is in a mental ward, and can not get out. My only son is in a program in rehabilitation medicine, but he left and nobody could find him.
Before he could recover his breath and continue with the fundraiser thought it wisest to terminate and let the poor man alone. "You are correct, sir. I had no idea of ​​your problem. Of course we do not expect to make a contribution to the many demands on your income. "

The divorce attorney nods and answers, "Specifications - Why should I contribute to your organization when I do not even give my own family? "

Sorry for my english language, after reading this you might feel the big bucks earner attorneys like divorce attorney, attorneys in Texas and immigration attorneys are kind of not so open from heart when it comes to charity.