Wednesday, September 7, 2011

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Collection of Short Funny Jokes

These collection of short funny jokes will definitely entertain you and make use of your time to laugh out loud..

Two workers take their lunch break, the first fact:
- You know Victor Hugo?
- Not
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
The next day, always the same:
- Do you know Albert Einstein?
- No
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
Two days later, here we go again:
- You know Karl Marx?
- No.
- You're wrong, you should follow the course of the evening!
So while the other is upset:
And you, you know John Smith?
- No??
- You're wrong, it is the one who kisses your wife while you have evening classes!

Yet another short Funny jokes
"Two mites are found in one pull, one said:
- Where are you going on holiday this year?
- At the edge of the sleeve. "


This is the story of two tourists, one French and one Italian, crossing the Sahara desert with a camel and camel driver.
After several days the lack of women is felt, and everyone dreams of the camel in its own way.
The French think: Ah, if only it were Sophie Marceau.
The Italian: Ah if only it was Sophia Loren.
And the camel: Ah if only it was the night ...

A woman goes to confession.
- My father, she said, crying, I have sinned, I have deceived my husband, I donned a SAUSAGE!
Father, very embarrassed, replied in a whisper ...
- Speak low, my daughter ... And the woman always respond by shouting.
- Yeah FROM BELOW !!!!!!

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