TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday STUDENT: Seven. TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday? STUDENT: Nine. TEACHER: That's impossible. STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today. _____________________________________________________ TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George ------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WILLY: Me! ------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Are you chewing gum? BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson. ------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave? STUDENT: Yes, Sir. TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't? STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours. ------------------------------------------- TEACHER: Tommy, why d...
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