1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. (My personal favorite funny quotes ) 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. 5. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. 6. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. 7. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 8. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 9. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 10. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway. 11. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 12. Those who can't laugh at themselves
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-Inspirational Blogger
"my car started accelerating by itself on the freeway and wouldn't stop, even when I used the brakes"
HOST: did you try putting the gear lever in neutral?
CALLER: no my ford territory only has a D for drive, there aren't any other gears so I just tried the pedals and the handbrake, but it only slowed the car a little.
H: did you try turning off the cruise control?
C: no, I don't know how to use cruise control... I just moved to an empty lane, undid my seatbelt, opened the door and jumped out.
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lesson here: some people should never be allowed to drive, especially SUVs.