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Creative and sexy bedsheets photos , some are very inspiring whereas some are seductive bedsheets ...All of them are funny in a sense.

We all, whether we are men OR women are always anxious to know what we want in opposite sex. Today, we will find out what women want in a man as the time passes at different ages of women. Some of the qualities are really hilarious What women want in a man , Original List (at age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates the finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What women want in a man , Revised list (at age 32) 1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at a restaurant 4. Listens more than he talks 5. Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times 6. Can carry in all groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week What women want in a man, Revised list (at age 42...

The Best "Dear John" Letter ever... A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky , I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine , with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note: Dear Becky , I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky

One says “Did your hear the news – Mike is dead!” “Wooo, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on ...

It was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flying', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry . He’d been cheating' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He’d been cheating’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika, the world had the story. From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tiger Woods sad sordid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, When not in their pants, he was sending' them text messages. Despite all his crying’ and begging' and pleading', Tiger Woods wife went investing' -- a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you’re getting laid then I’m getting paid." She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Following is the IVR(Interactive Voice Response)AKA Digital Phone menu for The State Mental Hospital Would you dare to call this mental hospital after you read/hear the phone options :) i doubt. Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital . Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive , press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional , press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic , listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive , it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic , press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar , please leave a message after the beep or before the beep ...

Here are the Top 22 things and Indian do/tries to do when he/she returns from the "United States of America"..... 22. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes. 21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel. 20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious . 19. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi". Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds". Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi". Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate". Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit". Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway". Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go". Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven Zero Four) 16.Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out. 15. Says all the d...

Some of the funniest and very interesting houses from engineering point of view around the world. - House designed by an engineer who like shoes.. - House designed on robot concept. - The funniest house among all i like.. - House designed on the concept of apocalypse/natural disaster.. - House designed on the concept of green ecology, built on tree - House designed on the concept of fishing...

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note - romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note: Darling, I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they w...

We all know how poor IPAD is performing and to the worst, now IPAD is being compared with a stone which is not a gadget at all. The comparision is almost similar ie. An IPAD Vs. A Stone . Below is a picture of comparision. Its amusing but true..

Plain Jane .One-second duration, nice resonant reverberation, and pungent odor cloud with a nearly instantaneous 5-foot radius. Your standard, everyday, friendly fart. Beefy One . Sounds loud and butch, e.g., 'BRAAAMMPPP!' Smells like a cross between a decaying meadow muffin on a hot day and a fresh dog-turd. Eggy . Smells very much like rotten eggs (or hydrogen sulfide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster (see below). Bunbuster . 'BRAAAP!' Sounds something like a Beefy One, except much more sudden and much more powerful. May smell either eggy or beefy. Leaves your asshole smarting. You really feel these babies. Ripper . Sends seismic ripples to the next town. Rips the seams in the crotch of your pants. This fart genuinely hurts, and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Anyone sitting nearby may experience hearing loss. Diesel . Sputters to a start, but then keeps putt-putting along spewing out an endless...

Reese Witherspoon with really "wit-her-spoon" picture. :)

Here are top five youtube hilarious videos , watch and have a nice laugh to it. Saw :) Family Guy Hurra torpedo - total eclipse of the heart Moscau Crunchtime http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7O6rxb9XO1Y Enjoy , hope you liked it watching and laughing.