Al Bundy's quotes/quotations about women and sex, some of em are very funny and hilarious. Some are really hard ones, ladies please don't mind... Its just for humor. Women, you can not live WITH them ... End. Bed them, but do not wed them. Six dollars is too much dough, to waste on a woman. Only widowers have angels as women. Sex gets better every time ... as long as it is not always with the same woman. That's no lady. That's my wife! Wife standing near, soon comes a tear. Women, what are they good for? 2 C's: cooking and kitchen. The women need us as much as we need them. And why? We can get it to them. Her mother and she can not imagine a battery. As long as I do not pay for it, to me nothing is too good for my wife. Women have it like to be staring at her like a piece of beef. I HAVE to sleep after sex does not sleep ... I WILL! I long for the darkness. Ah! The home shopping channel! Man! That's a good idea for women. It was alway...