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Well on the eve of Easter and April Fools day, you want to make your man or woman happy right ? Following are the tips on making it happen. Happy Easter and April Fools Day from http://itshumour.blogspot.com HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (sms messages) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intell

Women's logic are sometimes funny for men and others.. ;)

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Confession of a elementary school teacher in Germany, some are really funny and hilarious ... I am a teacher of elementary school ... sometimes it can be very hard. Here are some examples of student essays that I've collected over the last 2 years: -The train stopped with a screech of brakes and the passengers evacuated on the platform. - "Last week, we took a field trip to Castle Wolfenstein, the class teacher, Miss Mueller joined us at this old ruin we saw the old chipped front and rear walls ... the loopholes.." By-state rooms, the Knights also had heated woman. -Everyone listened, as Luther in 1642 his 95 prostheses knocked at the Castle Church in Wittenberg. Caesar made ​​the stock fully and everyone stood at attention in his pile. Graf Zeppelin was the first to set sail in different directions. -The pasture is located high in the mountains. There is the shepherd, and the dairymaid. In the spring becomes distended, abortion in the fall. -Our school used

Thirty funny reasons why it's wonderful to be a man ... 1. Phone calls only last 30 seconds. 2. For 5-day vacations you need only ONE suitcase. 3. You do not treat the sex life of your friends. 4. The queues at the toilet are 80% shorter. 5. Old friends, it does not matter whether you have increased or decreased. 6. If you are zapping through TV channels, you need not stop when you see someone crying. 7. Your org-as-ms are not faked. 8. You do not need you to hold the rock, if you go up a flight of stairs. 9. You do not go in groups to the toilet. 10. You can shower in the morning and be ready in 10 minutes. 11. During s-e-x, you must not be worried about your reputation. 12. Your underwear costs $ 20 in packs of three. 13. It makes anyone a thing when you're 34 and not married yet. 14. You can 90% of your time after getting in sex thinking. 15. You have three pairs of shoes which is more than enough. 16. You can take off your shirt easy if you