Its All Humor

1. "I never argue with people on the internet. It's like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realize the pig likes it." - Unknown  2. "The best part about chatting online is that no one knows you're rolling your eyes." - Unknown  3. "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am." - Unknown   4. "I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but his theft was just too well-coordinated." - Unknown  5. "I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off." - Unknown  Humorous quotes about chat and communication that may be of interest:   1. "The internet is a place where people from all over the world can share pictures of their pets and argue with total strangers." - Unknown  2. "I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams  3. "T