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Kindergarten Class The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnnie. "Well I can see that," she said, "But what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnnie, "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself." Bluff call A couple were ...

Short hilarious humor jokes  for your sole entertainment... Virgin Mary and Harry Harry dies.  Mike calls heaven to find out if he's reached. A lady picks up phone: Hello this is Virgin Mary speaking. Mike disconnects & calls again after 1 hr: Hello, this is Mary speaking Mike sighs: Thank God, He's REACHED! =)) Burglar at Police station A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" Husband and wife joke A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his w...

Hilarious Wedding Invitation on Wedding Day P.S. We have no idea WHAT he sees in her !

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A WOMAN'S POEM:  Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand.. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits with my mother. A Man's Women A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the ...

What is the speed of darkness? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Are there specially reserved parking spaces for 'normal' people at the Special Olympics? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man o...

Rules: If the room has blood, chains and tools in it, for heavens sake - don't walk into it. if you hear a noise...do not investigate if the lights go out...do not go try and fix the fuse do not leave your curtains open Never walk backwards Don' t ever, ever have sex A world where all white women are extinct is scary enough Don't be a virgin Don't be drunk oh, and don't be a black guy. Don't go downstairs Don't run through the woods Don't go back to help someone who falls Don't go in the basement or attic Don't go to sleep Don't watch the tv (especially if a little girl is crawling out of a well) Don't open any boxes or closet doors Don't look out the window woods, avoid them also, farms also avoid: old camp grounds country houses away from  civilization If something scary is happening, for god's sake GET THE FORK OUT OF THERE! Don't just stand there looking at it!  Avoid waiting 28 weeks. Avoid Freddy (hence neve...