Its All Humor

There was this robbery in Cape Town, South Africa, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone inside the bank laid down quietly without any confrontation to the robbers. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!...

Time for Iron Man 3 quotes , some of emmm are really hilarious and funny , after all Tony Stark has funny sense of humor, i'm still waiting for the movie at local cinema .... The Mandarin: Ladies, children, sheep... Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing. Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... Nothing's been the same since New York. You experience things, and then they're over. I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares. Honestly, there's a hundred people who want to kill me. I hope I can protect the one thing I can't live without... Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... I'm so sorry for putting you in harm's way... I'm going to find out who did this... The Mandarin: You'll never see me coming... Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? Tony Stark: ...

It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious and funny . I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I ...

Well on the eve of Easter and April Fools day, you want to make your man or woman happy right ? Following are the tips on making it happen. Happy Easter and April Fools Day from http://itshumour.blogspot.com HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (sms messages) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intell...

Women's logic are sometimes funny for men and others.. ;)

Untested - defect No idea if it works - The part is total scrap Only worn once seemed hard to believe - I can not really see the part Is too big for me - Had to finally sort out grandmas old things Is too small for me - Over the years, one grows out of everything Rar - Is not it in the mom-and-pop store Collectible - Messie I collect everything See Figure (1) Either you see the same flaws or you've just been unlucky - (2) Today I my lazy day, but has nevertheless times Floor Fund - (1) taken for little money at the last garage sale - (2) Does not by me, the thing that I'm clean I know it is not - know me too well so from Used - Can you offer just barely Ebay charges I assume - but is purely calculated in the cost of packaging Buyer pays postage - at least! Retail price was 100 euros - Got it for 50 but by Grabbeltisch If I fell down during packing - Went off to me but cheap I've Packed it two weeks ago - Should it go gradually but once the post...

Confession of a elementary school teacher in Germany, some are really funny and hilarious ... I am a teacher of elementary school ... sometimes it can be very hard. Here are some examples of student essays that I've collected over the last 2 years: -The train stopped with a screech of brakes and the passengers evacuated on the platform. - "Last week, we took a field trip to Castle Wolfenstein, the class teacher, Miss Mueller joined us at this old ruin we saw the old chipped front and rear walls ... the loopholes.." By-state rooms, the Knights also had heated woman. -Everyone listened, as Luther in 1642 his 95 prostheses knocked at the Castle Church in Wittenberg. Caesar made ​​the stock fully and everyone stood at attention in his pile. Graf Zeppelin was the first to set sail in different directions. -The pasture is located high in the mountains. There is the shepherd, and the dairymaid. In the spring becomes distended, abortion in the fall. -Our school used ...