Its All Humor

Best famous quotes- some of em are funny and some not funny The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. —Albert Einstein The Gun Does Not Ask Questions, It Answers Them — Unknown Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it. —André Gide It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. —Aristotle I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer. —Aryeh Frimer We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong. —Bill Vaughan I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. —Blaise Pascal Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. —Cale Yarborough An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously. —Charles F. Kettering Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels abo...

Time to chill with funny random cute quotes ... To be free means to choose, whose slave you want to be. - Jeanne Moreau In the city one lives for his amusement, in the country for the entertainment of others. -Wilde Let's "Shut your mouth!" Play, you may begin. - unknown author To wearing heavy makeup and too little for the women always a sign of desperation. - Wilde No one is as good or as bad as it's made ??during his divorce. - Disenberg JJ I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -Woody Allen Love at first sight: The most common eye disease. - Gino Cervi Calories are tiny animals who sew the clothes overnight close. - unknown author The cleverer give in - a sad truth: they founded the world domination of the stupid. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. - Audrey Hepburn Two things are infinite: the universe and hu...

There was this robbery in Cape Town, South Africa, the robber shouted to everyone: "All don't move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you". Everyone inside the bank laid down quietly without any confrontation to the robbers. This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ------------------------------------------------- One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!" This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ------------------------------------------------- When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very stupid, so much money, how to count, tonight TV will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!...

Time for Iron Man 3 quotes , some of emmm are really hilarious and funny , after all Tony Stark has funny sense of humor, i'm still waiting for the movie at local cinema .... The Mandarin: Ladies, children, sheep... Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. Lesson number one: Heroes, there is no such thing. Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... Nothing's been the same since New York. You experience things, and then they're over. I can't sleep, and when I do I have nightmares. Honestly, there's a hundred people who want to kill me. I hope I can protect the one thing I can't live without... Tony Stark: I have a lot of apologies to make... I'm so sorry for putting you in harm's way... I'm going to find out who did this... The Mandarin: You'll never see me coming... Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep? Tony Stark: ...

It happened at a New York Airport . This is hilarious and funny . I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I ...

Well on the eve of Easter and April Fools day, you want to make your man or woman happy right ? Following are the tips on making it happen. Happy Easter and April Fools Day from http://itshumour.blogspot.com HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (sms messages) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intell...

Women's logic are sometimes funny for men and others.. ;)