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Turn off the ignition?...No....Get away from the car in case it explodes?......No.......Call 911 on her cell phone?........No..........Can you imagine her first reaction!******
This is so hilarious!You are really mean!
Girls are girls they never change whatever circumstances are their in her lives.This one is great Example.buy r4
That's pretty damn wild LOL. Wonder if it's real though.-Inspirational Blogger
a female caller on talkback radio today in Melbourne:"my car started accelerating by itself on the freeway and wouldn't stop, even when I used the brakes"HOST: did you try putting the gear lever in neutral?CALLER: no my ford territory only has a D for drive, there aren't any other gears so I just tried the pedals and the handbrake, but it only slowed the car a little.H: did you try turning off the cruise control?C: no, I don't know how to use cruise control... I just moved to an empty lane, undid my seatbelt, opened the door and jumped out.-------lesson here: some people should never be allowed to drive, especially SUVs.
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