A policeman sent his wife and children off the sea and after a he joined them.
He came to the hotel and come upon a woman.
- Oh dear, the children were in another room, we can not do it here.
- You're right, let's go to the beach.
After five minutes, the beach at sunset start passionately making love.
While the lovers' embrace, next to them they see a police officer.
- Shame on you, quickly dress, do not do such things in public.
- Excuse me - said the husband - this was a moment of weakness, we have not seen all week.
You know I am a police officer too and it would be inconvenient to charge me a penalty.
- OK, you're colleagues and you are forgiven, but h00 kers charge money because it is the third time this week!
The Three friends
The three friends agreed that it will be a surprise for his men, dressed in sadomasochisticleather outfit, heels and a black blindfold and see the reaction .... One had a spouse, loversecond, third wife. After a few days ...
- Bride: When he saw me he was furious, then looked at me lovingly, said that a woman's life andall night we made love passionately!
- Mistress: When he saw me immediately grabbed me and we have to exhaustion prašili the morning!
- Wife: When he came home from work, looked at me questioningly and said - "Hey, Zorro,what's for dinner?
A Serbian and a Croatian
A Serb and Croat dies and come to St.. Peter.
• Where are you guys from? - He asks them.
• Auuuuuu ... however you do not have anything to tell me, you are infidels, sinners, ... both go to hell. Only, the Balkans is a bit undefined area, so you have a choice, whether in the Western European or Eastern European hell?
• What is the difference?
• Well in Western European morning eat a spoon of shit, and after you are free, and Eastern European as only the food on the cans.
• I have always been oriented towards the west, I am at the West - said Croatian.
• Well, I'm not going to the West, the mother of them burn it, give East - said Serb.
And so they go, yet, fortunately after a year.
• So, how is it? - Asks a Serb
• Oh, what to tell you, Eastern Europe like Eastern Europe. Sometimes there is no shit, sometimes behind the truck, sometimes no trash, once you bring in these striking ... I have not ever even try ...